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Как перевёл, так и понятнее

Why are you etozhemaks and not tsezhmaks?
Норм погранцы служат) сидя в интернете...

I serve in the armed forces of the Russian Federation

Same as the nickname here etozhedanya


Is this your leg or your ass? I don't understand.